Life started getting weird when my dad named me after the star "al-šawlā"
Noel Fielding reminded me that I'm Jupetite after rubbing the face of a mannequin.
Beige makes people look about 50 years older than they already are.
I like a lot of over-prominent facial features that would generally be deemed as a flaw.
I don't like bananas.
I genuinely, strongly hate consumerists and capitalism and go into mental fits of hatred if you need a label on your coffee cup.
With great hair comes majestic powers. Short hair works as a confidence thing on women, it doesn't work on men at all.
I'm only bisexual for Noel Fielding and Ziggy Stardust, apart from that I like boobs too much.